🎤 Bonus Insight:
Automate everything, they said. It'll scale beautifully, they said. But guess who owns the chaos when it breaks? Yep, the dashboard whisperer (you).

True story: A well-meaning analyst once created a dashboard to track issue resolution. The dashboard broke... so a second dashboard was built to monitor the first one. Now there’s a third dashboard tracking both. Nobody knows who owns what anymore.

✨ User Review:
“I don’t fix dashboards. I just escalate them artistically.”