The Dashboard That Refused to Load
“Is it still loading?” — “It’s… thinking.”
When your dashboard pretends to process data but really just needs a hug (and maybe indexing).
🎤 Bonus Insight:
Load times are relative. For users, it’s an eternity. For engineers, it’s “just one more query optimization away.” For dashboards? Just vibes and spinning wheels.
Actual conversation:
PM: “It’s been 10 minutes.”
Engineer: “It’ll load faster next time… probably.”
✨ Reviewer’s Note:
“Great dashboard! Just don’t click anything.”